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One of the greatest popularizers of science to have walked the Earth.
Carl Sagan achieved worldwide fame for his thirteen-episode series 'Cosmos: A Personal Voyage'.
His research was what brought about the theory of a nuclear winter as the result of nuclear warfare.
Carl Sagan criticized society and advocated skeptical thought. He had strong, yet calm, power in his voice, and with it, the power to pull out a feeling in one's body, a feeling of longing. A yearning to learn, and a desire to venture outside our small planet.
Carl Sagan died in 1996 of pneumonia, but he lives on in any one who has ever listened to him and taken heed of his words.
-What do you think of Carl Sagan?
-He's brilliant.
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Two parts Hi-C, One parts NyQuil. Get's you schwasted. It is also known to cause excessive giggling and belching.
Man, Carl is giggling like a goon
ikr, she's all hopped up on Carl Cocktail nigga
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a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.
Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up
Student 1: Astronaut!
Student 2: Chef
Student 3: Doctor
Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!
Teacher: *aims the AK-47*
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there are no words to describe this amazing human. he gives the best puns known the man kind. he not only is the news anchor for CNN10, but he is also my God. I am a strong believer in azuzism and i pray to carl azuz every night.
friend 1: we didn't watch CNN10 this morning in class!
friend 2: awh it's okay I already prayed to Carl Azuz this morning...
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A motherfucking piece of shit gang-banging cock sucker
Officer Tenpenny describes Carl Johnson as a mother fucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker
Conversation:
Carl: Uh- Sweet!
*Distracts officer Tenpenny*
*Missed shot at Carl*
Tenpenny:It ain’t over Carl! It ain’t over!
Tenpenny: Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!
*Shoots generators to make building explode*
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The classic 'hot Carl' with the added stipulation that the consistency mimic a physically burning sludge.
Damn bro, you paid $650 for a spicy carl and you did didn't even give her a tip, what a cheapskate.
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Carl Daniel likes to get the 6 in every subject. He usually gets to build the gaming pc with his dad. He also likes to be fucking annoying sometimes.
Gaming pc:
Carl Daniel : "Guys, someday im gonna build a gaming pc with my dad :( " *really sad voice, like he is the last person on earth*
fucking annoying:
Sigurd: "Im gonna go eat dinner, bye"
Carl Daniel: "Youre going to hoe bean sinners??"