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A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygenic reasons, or the stream of water itself
The title of the biggest douche in the world will have to fall on Javier. This man is the saddest human (FYI the most down-grading piece of scum) in the world. He has claimed to have meet Ronnie Coleman, but this of course may be, no, is most plausible bullshit.
==A life in Douche==
This man starts by waking up at 5:00 in the morning, everyday. He enters his bathroom at 5:01 and stares at the mirror until 8:03 and then leaves for work. What he exactly does in his work place, UHS, between 8:16 to 8:50 is a mystery, but what is for sure is that he is always five fucking minutes late. From 9:00 to...well...it depends how long his story is, talks about what everybody should do. In between his instructions, this '''douche''' will talk about past job experiences he had with varies companies that most likely never hired him. From the time he finishes to the end of 1st block, he looks up gay porn on the internet. '''Douche''' repeats this progress for all periods. When school ends at 3:45, '''Douche''' leaves for his house and arrives there at around 4:18. He enters his bathroom at 4:29 and stares at the mirror until 11:34 when he goes to sleep. The progress is repeated for five days.
==Slang uses==
A douche is someone who is incredibly annoying. "Hey, that Javier Sancez guy is such a douche!"
Terms such as '''douchebag''' and '''douche''' are also popular derogatory terms of insult or ridicule in North America. These terms have become popular in the comedic media, and can mean a variety of different insults:
* Someone who is annoying, bossy or embarrassing.
* Someone who is stupid, intellectually challenged or mentally deranged but less than clinically insane.
* Someone who is unintelligently lying or scamming.
* Someone who is arrogant, elitist or snobby.
* Someone whom you don't like.
* Someone who is socially inept.
* Someone who you think is mentally challenged
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An appualing word used to characterize the un-original, rude and useless freinds.
Man,why do i still suffer and talk to this girl, she is such a douch!
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Usually means the shit a used douche is covered in.
"EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Shirley! throw away that douch-it before i blow chunks."
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Short for douchebag, a male who is dependent on everyone around them, has alot of felmale and childish Attributes, such as: sighying, whinning, complaining about any petty thing, giving dirty looks. annoying every one who isn't an douche.
"Stop bitching you douche."
get up and get it your self you not 4 you douche.
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A e6 in the Marines by the name of Devon Harris.He has no friends except Quinn his tool bag buddy,cant say w's and has no tact or common sense
Man Harris actually told me to get him the stapler off his own desk today,What a douche.
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1) French Word for shower
2) A spray-bottle used for washing out gooey, clammy, stinking, fithy, grotesque, sticky, dribbling, ol' minges!
Jason was fed up of using his tongue to clean out Charlies filthy pussy, so he decided to buy her a set of douches. With-in a week the douches had got rid of the smell of rotten seafood, and no longer did Charlie cram Jason into her snatch and make him have a clam soup delicasy.
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An annoyingly arrogant person that brings people down for no apparent reason neither wishes to help or explain, thus usually has no grounds for the unexplained high arrogance.
"BEGINNERS CANT PLAY !!!" "But yesterday you were a beginner yourself you DOUCHE !"
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