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Person A-"Dude, I'm eating healthier, Im eating these new Nature's Valley Granola Bars!"
Person B-"Those are not that healthy, they are like the candy bar of health food...."
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A dude named Jerry is obsessed with granola berry bars.
Hey Jerry. What are you eating?
Oh, I'm eating this tasty granola berry bar. It's my 9th one today!
You fucking Jerry the Granola Berry King.
That special time of the month where ladies find it necessary to eat entire boxes of granola bars in one sitting
Roommate 1: That girl just stuck a pencil through Bob's eye because he smiled at her.
Roommate 2: Uh-oh. Must be Ten Granola Bar Day.
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A term used to describe a woman who is too good for you or out of your league.
Bro 1: look at that chick over there, go buy her a drink, bro 2!
Bro 2: naw man she is yoga, yogurt and granola (YY&G). She wouldn't go for an alchoholic, video game playing fuckboy like me.
One of the most mysterious aliases of the culprit and war criminal, 'Joe Willy'.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.
Noah Granola is an insane egotistical maniac who wants to kill the Russian president.
Don't be a Noah Granola.
When a bitch succs your dick, then shita on it, and then you cum at the same time
Hey yo, your mom gave me a granola bar last night.
A granola-bar is a device that is used to create friendships with C2s. Creating what is known as the C2's granola-bar effect.
C2: You forgot to bring a granola-bar today?
Person 8888: sorry, I forgot.
C2: It's ok.
Person 8888: Really?
C2: Sure... So long as you bring me 2 granola-bars tomorrow!