black friday

The day after Thanksgiving where after we spent a day thanking for all we have and shit, immediately wake up early in the morning and line up outside stores and be greedy little bastards and try to buy everything that we can that's on sale. How ironic.

Guy 1 on Thanksgiving: I'm thankful for all I have. I don't need anything more.
Guy 2 on Thanksgiving: Amen to that brotha
-one day later-
Guy 1 and Guy 2 on Black Friday: MOVE BITCH COMING THROUGH THAT'S MINE GTFO

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Black Obama

In some Asian-speaking lands (& pronounced "Balack Obama"), it was believed that this is how Americans addressed Barack Obama.

In part, the confusion stemmed from the similarity of the "L" and "R" sounds within their spoken languages and the fact that the skin-color-obsessed USA focused so much attention on their first "black" president.

"So his name is not Balack Obama (aka Black Obama). It's Barack Obama!"

"Ah! So what's the diffelence?"

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Regulus Black

Regulus Black is who you all want Draco Malfoy to be

Regulus Black is hot.

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Black Bogan

A Black Bogan is a Bogan that is black and lives in/was born in Australia.

Things that make somebody a Bogan:
-Low IQ

-They got pregnant in their teen years and became a teen mum that still lives at home with THEIR mum and so the child lives with it's grandma (Bogans generally only have one parent not two parents at home so they were raised by a single mum and then they turned into a single mum).
-They don't know who their baby daddy is because they had sex with too many guys to rule out who the father is. The child has no father on it's birth certificate due to it's mum sleeping around.
-They definitely dropped out of school just to become a hooker or a drug dealer.

-They walk out the door with messy hair (that looks they just got rooted) because they think brushing their hair is a waste of time.

-Their teeth looks yellow and uncared for.

-They love to smoke and vape.
-They receive a payment from centrelink.

-They are diagnosed with Aspergers and use that as an excuse to be an asshole that says whatever they want without any regard to how it makes other people feel.
-They do drugs with strangers.

-They have sex in public and complain when people look at them (it's probably because most bogans still live with their parents because they're too broke and lazy to move out).
-They wear inappropriate clothes

but they will get irritated when the police have to stop them in the middle of the street for public indecency.

Guy 1: See that Black Bogan with the pram and messy hair?

Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: Ignore her because she's looking for attention.

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Black fragility

when exposing black peoples racism they respond by claiming black people cannot be racist as a way of deflection

ayo i can't be racist mah niggah cuh im black! ~ example of black fragility

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Black Hen

Black Hen
/blackhɛn/

When a group of chefs are working together and someone let's out a smelly fart.

In turn the head chef slaps the farter directly in the belly for letting out a Black Hen.

Tom: Gary's let out another black Hen.

Kevin: That dirty stinking twat is going to get a belly slap when I see him.

Tom: I am sick and tired of everyone letting off Black Hens!

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Black Heart

A black heart (in most cases) indicates negative connotations, such as death, depression, emotionlessness, stress, anxiety, evil (etc.). It can also mean cold heartedness, a term meaning that a person is vile and evil, or without happiness and/or love.

She was given the Black Heart tag on my list because of how she had betrayed me.

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