Wheesh Meat

An unusually small penis.

Andreas and Queezer were in the hot tub with four naked chicks. One of the girls asked Andy to take off his shorts and when he did Queezer exclaimed loudly - "HAAAA, That's WHEESH MEAT!

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Meat Rocket

A bonner or stiffy when you wake up. So hard that a cat can't scratch it.

Joe Guinn has a big meat rocket.

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Swap Meat

A swinger party held at the county fairgrounds where wives sleep with each other husbands for the night.

Hey girl, I can't wait the the geriatric international swap meat in April.

meat knobs

Nipples. Specifically, nipples – male or female – which protrude significantly from the chest or breast. Nipples visible through clothing.

Wow. Did you get a look at Gar's meat knobs? Maybe he was cold or something.

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deep meat

To fill a woman's vagina up to a man's pubic bone with penis

I really wanna deep meat her tonight.

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meat nozzle

The opening in your butt used mostly for dispensing fecal matter accompanying liquid and gas. You know, your "meat"

Excuse me, I have to exercise the meat nozzle.

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Meat Watching

When someone pays too much attention to who another man dates or sleeps with

Person 1: Yo bro. I can’t believe Kai fucked that girl at the party. Isn’t that crazy?

Person 2: Bro why you care so much? Stop meat watching