hello sir

to call somebody an ass hole, just say hello sir, because asshole spelled backwards is elohssa... now say that and it sounds lik ur sayn hello sir in sum kinda accent

mr. johnson:young lady hav u learned anything
girl:hello sir! yes i have

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Sir Nagalot

1)My mom
2)What you call your mother when all she does is follow you everywhere you go and asks you questions, especially when your trying to bang your girlfreind

Sorry babe we can't go to my room because Sir Nagalot is on the prowl.

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Sir Smithington

Right before coming in a girl's mouth during oral sex, the man would take it out, "knight her" (touch one shoulder, than the other, with his penis, like a knight in the middle ages), come in her face and smack her across the face with his penis.

Last night, Jenny was being a bitch, so I gave her a Sir Smithington.

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Sir Prancealot

A sweaty, effeminate, bearded uncle who dances too much at family weddings and remains a bachelor his whole life. Has a reputation among his immediate family as a "bit of a fruit" and profanes female celebrities when drunk.
eg. "That Carol fucking Vordermann has had a face-lift. Dirty tart."

Son: Mummy, why is Unky Jeremy doing the can-can with that waiter?

Mother: Oh you know your Uncle Jeremy. He always was a bit of a Sir Prancealot.

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Mr Sir

Referred to dominant men. Sexual role play. Yes sir

Yes sir, whatever you wish sir, thank you Mr sir

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Sir Lolington

Another form of the popularised lol but in this case used to describe somebody hilarious

Haha did you here Rammy's joke?
Yer! He's a genuine Sir Lolington

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Sir Jac

1. A Beautiful Man, Girl Magnet, Debonaire, Charming and Sexy. Not necessarily from looks, Just from Over All Style.

2. Not Only a Jack of All Trades, But One that is a cut above the Rest. Even Better than the Average Jack of All Trades.

3. One that can figure things out all by himself, quick to figure things out with Girls, Things, and Life.

1. Damn Girl, that guy there is causin' my Heart to flutter;

I'm having a SIR JAC attack!

2. Check him out, that's SIR JAC!

3. That SIR JAC is Crackin' He knows his shit.

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