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Kyle is a ginger boy who's bitch is a Jewish girl
It is just Kyle and his jew against the world
Kyle's mum:
So why do you call your girlfriend 'your jew'?
Kyle:
Because she is my girlfriend but she doesn't like to get called my girlfriend, she prefers it when I call her 'my jew' as it makes her horny...10/10 you should fuck a jew
Kyle's mum:
So that is why everyone says 'Kyle and his jew?'
Kyle:
Yes
*Kyle then pats his jew on the head while she is sitting on the floor next to the chair Kyle is on*
Kyle's jew:
Thank you daddy, you make me forget about G-d
The Jewish- populated movie theatres every Christmas.
Jake: Merry Christmas, Jeff
Jeff: I'm Jewish
Jake: Oh shit! What are you going to do today then?
Jeff: Going to the Jew-vie Theatres and eating Chinese food... duh
the most pungent kind of jew- greedy, vax monger, on epstein island having sex with hot bimbos on your money
Those billionaire acidic jews
Doctors and nurses that take your blood.
Typically used by people with a fear of needles.
"I had to do lab work today and the vampire jews stole my blood".
a half muckleshoot indian and half jewish person, who can be kind, is bad at bowling, spennds to much money on their significant other, and should live in a tee-pee!
Person 1: "Dude why is dave such an ass?"
Person 2: "Dont worry its because there a muckle-jew"
A White Jew is a person that look more Northern European than Semitic looking. They look less Semitic, they have lighter hair and eyes. Natalie Portman is a White Jew but she look Northern European like a British person.
I didn't know that Natalie Portman is a White Jew.
(adj) expressing stereotypical traits of a jew based upon the need for instant gratification and often used to manipulate others who are not cognizant that they are being victimized until it's too late or the situation has already been resolved. (n) a person who is jew-wise.
What a freakin jew-wise, he totally left early to dodge the bill." "She was jew-wise about the engagement; she made him feel so guilty about wanting to wait a few more months that not only did he pop the question the next night, he also bought her the ring she picked out and put on hold.