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Man, i'm a dating machine this week
That girl michelle is a dating machine
When something or someone is up your arse.
It can be literally or figuratively.
If someone is tailgating you they are up your date.
"This bloody Ford Ranger is driving up your date man."
Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you do it. Usually applied to any embarrassing activity you like doing, often a drive by sexing after the bars close.
That ugly guy in high school with the horse cock is Bridgettes moped date these days!
When your girlfriend invites her friend and random boyfriend over and you get stuck with the boyfriend that you have NOTHING in common with and have never meet
Hey babe so I have a new best friend and I set up a pet date this friday, hope you like her boyfriend
When you are on a date to dump someone or be dumped by someone and it's overly dramatic.
"Betty is going on a dooms date." "That's when I realized I was on a dooms date."
When you and your date have a nice romantic potty date
Jim and ally had a potty date last week
Dating a person that is 18 years or more your junior. Note it is illegal to have sex with someone under the legal age of consent.
Her desire for dating a fetus, diminished considerably, when she calculated that she would not be able to have sex with her date till she was at least 36.