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A 6 minute video on Youtube with over 92 million views. Currently the most viewed video of Youtube, and hopefully things will stay that way. "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne is the next closest video behind it. God forbid this video passes Evolution of Dance in views.
Evolution of dance has been seen by more people than the sky.
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To get the living shit kicked out of your face.
"I'm gonna find the motherfucker who stole my crack and do a face dance on him!"
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1) Sex
2) The act of slamming ones crotch into ones face/mouth/crotch/back of skull
3) An act of rage
Dave: What did you do this weekend?
Frank: I hung out with Nicole.
Dave: What did you guys do?
Frank: I was fucking slam dancing between her legs.
Dave: Word.
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The worst form of dancing ever!
very popular in hardcore music(i wonder why its called harcore dancing), not so much in death metal or punk,
How it starts
1.Some dude will run behind all the people in front row and feel the need to push EVERY SINGLE PERSON!!!
but as soon as somone turn to see who the hell just interupted their show, that asshole will have hauled some serious ass away from everyone he just pushed
(ussually this person is just some asshole trying to start some shit with people)
2.A few people will sense(or know by heart), that a breakdown is coming up in a song. This is the best time to do this dance because anyone who moshes and actually hits people wont be in the pit, so the Hardcore Mosher will be nice and safe.
3.They will not get within 5 feet from anybody in the "hardcore pit", cuz then you might actually get hurt, oh no!
4.They will either
A.Be new at this and look like they are having a seizure and be a great joke for everyone watching
B.Punch the ground-crouch your knees and open-handedly punch at the ground
C.Punch the sky-after punching the ground, they will look upwards and punch clouds and shit
D.Bastardize the Skank-just start skaking, but instead of being peaceful with it, violently flail your fucking arms(but still not touch a single person!!!), until everyone else, or the singer, does somthing else
E.Reverse skank-instead of moving your arms or kicking fowards, you will need to grab you cock with both hands, and kick your feet behind you
F.NINJA KICK!!!-just kick whoever is behind you right in the fucking dick, but dont turn your body or look at them, just keep flailing your arms and everyone will think it was an accident
G.Windmill-the only thing that actually might take some skill and practice, just do a fancy flip kick whilst in the air, but land on your feet and punch the ground
H.Stomping-while doing most of these you must alternate stomping your feet(but dont worry, you dont need any rhythm at all, you dont need to be on beat)
5.Key rules(lolz)
A.only do it if a bunch of other people do it, cuz if you do it alone, you'l end up being embarresed and you might get laughed at!oh no!
B.Look good-forms of moshing, dancing, w/e, if you look really bad doing this, then it means you suck at it, it has NOTHING to do with expresion, or feeling the music, or skill(for the most part), or even stright up violence(cuz no one will hit you and you wont hit them)
IF YOU HATE THIS TYPE OF DANCING AS MUCH AS I DO!!!!
1.take off all your clothes except you underwear and start dancing with these seizure victims, it will be totally awesome, make them stop, and everyone will get an awesome laugh out of it
2.take a walk.i get so agrevated when a bunch a retards jump in a pit that i jus take a little stroll. you'l miss 5 mins. of a bad show, and retards having siezures(thats a good thing)
3.form a wall of death around the fucking idiots and charge their asses, they will be totally confused cuz most of them have never gotten hit or hit anyone in their life
DONT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ANYONE WHO DOES THIS JUST CUZ THEY DO IT, JUST CUZ I CALL THEM RETARDS FOR DANCING LIKE THAT DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH THE PEOPLE WHO DO IT(JUST THEIR STUPID DANCE), MOST OF THE PEOPLE I KNOW WHO DO THIS ARE VERY NICE PEOPLE!!!(I TAKE THAT BACK, SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST DICKS FOR THE FUN OF IT)
Harcore Dancer:Dude!!, you are way to close to me. i cant believe you would come to a rock concert and risk actually bumping into me!!!
Mosher:DONT GET IN THE PIT IF YOU CANT TAKE A HIT!!!
and cut that Hardcore Dancing crap out please!
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running around in a crowded circle trying to "Swat Bees" or "Get rid of your annoying imaginary friend" go get your asses beet by some fucking thirteen year olds HxD they KICK ASS!!! and BTW
THE SUBTLE WAY KICKS MAJOR BISHIE ASS!!!!!!!!
Hardcore Dancing is like being in a Mosh but it doesnt hurt as much! actually you hardly get hit unless your on te edges!
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when u do urban style dance n do compitions n dance offs 2 bcome propa stret dancer
yestaday me n me hobies went to street dance
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Also known as spin-kick moshing. It is the incoherent flailing of one's limbs in a random order, while thinking one is the coolest thing in the world. Origin is thought to be from the choreographed hardcore kids of Regina, SK, Canada.
1. cover face with left arm, swing right arm
2. alternate crossing over legs while moving arms in any sort of fashion
3. spin arms one over other, while stomping the ground and occasionally punch beside you
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