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A term that identifies a guy who is hot or good looking. Usually wears tight jeans, checkered shirts and band shirts. May have piercings, flesh tunnels and tattoos. Their hair should be fairly long with a fringe. It helps if they have a good music taste.
You are with a group of people and you're walking down the street. You spot a guy, that you think is looking good, so you state to your friends 'Beef Wellington!'.
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noun: 1) a strip of steak wrapped in a flaky puffed pastry, delicious when served with mushroom sauce, or 2) a worn-out ho that has received more than her fair share of hot beef injections. the "pastry" has been injected with beefy goodness many times and is no longer delicious, even with mushroom sauce. syn: skank, bear claw, worn-out
"Man, i'd love to give Chelsea a hot beef injection"
"Don't do it Collin, she's already a beef wellington!"
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(n.) A name given to one who has difficulty telling truths. Extremely addicted to fabricating ridiculous stories. Displays total disregard for honesty.
Beef Wellington is telling people that he smuggled a monkey from Africa into the country. It was under his trench coat.
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A fancy name for your penis.
Em: Hey come on lets fuck already!
Dave: Yea sure! But I need to ask Beef Wellington if its ok.
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A Beef Wellington, term used by all folowers of Nathan Bird. Often used as a word that represents any rude word.
GET YOUR BEEF WELLINGTON OUT. That Nathan Bird, what a beef wellington. Go away you beef wellington.
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Noun
1. Bragging rights in many a culinary circle, it's a term used to describe a sexual act which can only occur if the female has a yeast infection. With the right combined body temperatures and a copious amount of friction, the man's penis, upon withdrawal, is covered in a light, flaky crust.
2. A variation on the classic beef injection
"When I awoke, I smelled a faint trace of sourdough pretzels and remembered I gave that skank a beef wellington injection last night."
A variation of Beef Wellington. Two teams of two male contestants wrap their flaccid penises in kitchen-grade plastic wrap. The match begins with one contestant from each team standing face to face. Their inactive teammates stand off to the side (ideally behind a set of elastic ropes). The two active contestants take turns slapping the other contestant's plastic wrapped penis with an open hand. The first contestant that gets a full erection loses. However, if one contestant believes that they may be close to getting an erection, they may tag their teammate in to the match by slapping them with their plastic wrapped penis on the outer thigh. The outgoing contestant must leave the match, but is eligible to return once they are completely flaccid again.
"Hey bro! Are you getting an erection? Tag me in! It's Tag Team Beef Wellington!"
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