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Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
Almost certainly a sniglet invented by comedian Rich Hall.
You can drive a stick shift and fold a map all at once? Wow, you are really accordianated!
When one lover frolics around, waving an accordian around the body of their lover until they reach their sexual peek.
"How was last night?" "Great, but I'm a little tired from accordianing"
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Female version of the rusty trombone, where a guy or girl tosses a females salad while fingering her box from a reach around position
Last night i had a concert in my bedroom, my girl played my rusty trombone and i returned the favor by playing a solo on her rusty accordian
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With skills such as The Ode to Booze and Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric, the Accordian Thief class has become legendary in the kingdom of loathing. You should hide your accordians, hide them quick. Nevermind the fact that accordians suck anyways...
The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with "the ladies."
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The situation that occurs when a man's penile shaft appears ridiculously small when flacid, but grows to an abnormal, if not surprising size when erect.
Michael's penis was 2 inches long when he was at his grandma's house, but later as he watched gay porn, his penile shaft grew to an impressive 10 inches. Michael experienced the Accordian Effect.
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One of the two moxie-class characters selectable in the online , text-based role-playing game, "Kingdom of Loathing."
"Hey, Jim, which character did you pick on KoL?"
"Oh, I'm an accordian theif."
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