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A movie about two homosexuals which of course started a homophobic between catholics and Hollywood.
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After World War 2 ended, 2 faggots took refuge near a penis shaped mountain called Brokeback. It is there where the 2 guys filmed their first gay porno and sold it to Ebaum's World for twenty dollars.
Eric Bauman, allegedly, masturbated furiously while watching the film. After viewing it, his collegues in the offices next door claimed that he shouted "Greatest. Film. Ever!!"
Later that day, Mr. Bauman uploaded the video to his website. He then claimed that he directed the film and should get credit for everything that appeared in the film. The film was constantly downloaded and recieved numerous accolades from critics and fans alike.
Near the end of the film, while waiting to recieve his academy award, it is revealed by the 2 gay cowboys that Mr. Bauman did not have any involvement in the making of the porno. Mr. The ultimate irony comes when Mr. Bauman goes to jail and stars in a new gay film called Prison Rape with Bubba.
If you ever use the term "I wish I could quit you, X," where X equals a noun, you have failed at comedy, and should thus go to work as a writer for one of the network late shows. This line is not so much old meme as it is totally unfunny.
Brokeback Mountain teh gay porno won 3 academy awards?
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Chris: "Hey have you seen Brokeback Mountain? Apparently it's gotten exceptional reviews and should win multiple Oscars."
Me: "No, seeing the joker getting his bunghole pillaged is not my idea of a good time."
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1. The Dallas Cowboys. Two of them which are named Tony Romo and Jason Witten.
2. A grossed out, gay ass porno movie that should have been renamed "Cornhole Canyon".
3. Sodomy.
1. Like who gives a shit about some gay ass Brokeback Mountain team from Texas where there is a bunch of steers and queers and some fat ass rednecks who eat up all the food and nee to lose weight. Fuckin pieces of Texas Trailer Park Trash! They are always gonna be second to the Pittsburgh Steelers in Super Bowls and always be the Philadelphia Eagles' bitch!
2. Brokeback Mountain. There were two cowboys that were straight, then went off to Brokeback Mountain until it soon turned into Cornhole Canyon.
3. Peter Griffin: Well, there once were two cowboys all alone out on a trail, and they discovered they could sleep with another male, and they're having gay sex, Cowboy gay sex, Sodomy! C'mon everybody, Sodomy! Sodomy! Sodomy.
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What women now have to worry about their men doing if suddenly they're spending too much time with their best buddy. They could be "going fishing" or "going hunting" or "going to watch the game at Tim's house," but in each case, they are going off to hump their BFF. Your marraige/relationship is a sham.
gay, gay sex, man sex, brokeback, cheating
Girlfriend: So I understand that you're going fishing again with your best friend Jack. Isn't this like the 2nd or 3rd time this month?
Boyfriend: Yeah so we like to kick back and catch da trout.
Girlfriend: Sure, I bet you do. You never like to hang out with me anymore.
Boyfrined: Wha??
Girlfriend: Geez please don't tell me you're going all brokeback mountain on me. *cry*
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v. to be gay with, or be gay with each other
Why don't you and Paul go brokeback-mountainize each other somewhere?
Why don't you and Paul go brokeback-mountainize somewhere?
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looking for a gay partner in the woods, on a mountain, etc.
Gay guy: Hey girl, I went brokeback mountaineering the other day and I found a great new partner.
Girl: Congrats I hope youre happy
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A man who appears to be rugged and manly on the surface. A male expected to be straight yet you find out hes really a homosexual. Good at hiding feminine traits.
Wow, can you beleive it.. who would of ever known Rehmeyer was a brokeback mountaineer.
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