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When an auto insurance company has inexplicable legal protections and uses them to willfully fart on strangers. It’s not personal. It’s just business.
You mean I have to get a dirty deductible any time there is an accident, even if it’s not my fault? Gross and weird.
The more issues a person crudely shoehorns down into a liberal/conservative dichotomy, the more certain you can be that the person is an American
Exact origins are unknown, but Fisher's Deduction is a maxim or meme found in USENET and other online discussions, similarly to Godwin's Law.
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The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.
GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Knights of Cydonia" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!
The amount of good deeds one must do before their good karma kicks in.
I must have reached my karma deductible because everything seems to be going in my favour.
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A name for annoying children, generally in an urban setting where they are not generally tolerated.
Take your filthy little tax deductions out of Manhattan and back to Jersey where they belong.
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A person who has a high deductability is hot, but so unintelligent that you want to duct tape their mouth shut so they don't ruin it by speaking.
Judging from his acting roles, Keanu Reeves seems to have a high deductability.
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When you've paid for an expensive dinner with your date and now anticipate the rest of the night's entertainment might be free.
Damn. I hoped I had met my deductible paying for dinner and wine at that trendy restaurant, but she then asked me to drop her off at her friends!