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This phrase is an exasperated attempt at getting clueless incompetent swines to find out something for themselves instead of pissing off everyone with mindless person-to-person technical queries over IM/IRC.
Usually a last resort used by the first party when the second party's incessant nagging has become tedious and annoying to the point of high blood pressure.
1: hey do u kno how 2 fnd a kewl mp3 converta?
2: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.
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What to say when someone asks you something.
Small annoying child: Daddy, where do babys come from?
Dad: just go fucking google it
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When the directions you've downloaded from Google are wrong and you don't end up at the desired destination.
Dude, I totally would have been here on time except that I got google fucked.
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To maniacally search for something or someone on the internet. Can also include internet stalking of a celebrity or popular person. Obsessive Internet Research.
I met Brian last night, but we didn't talk much, so I google-fucked him later to find out more about him.
I enjoyed this song from an obscure movie, so I google-fucked the soundtrack till I found a site where I could download the song for free.
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A Google service that will come one day.
I often use "Google Fuck" to check out most interesting XXX-pages on the internet savely.
"Google Fuck" brings the likely internet without listing spam-pages.
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Hiring an expensive consultant to perform independent and lengthy research leveraging their specific expertise, only to later find they pulled all their research off of Google in a matter of minutes.
Hey boss, that report we paid for is just a mash-up of information off of the 1st search page in Google. I think we've been google fucked.
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When your website design and code is so good, Google constantly crawls your website and your SERPs constantly rise.
Our site is so good, it gets Google fucked every day.
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