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Gandhi

Probably the coolest person to ever live. Homeboy believed in peace, justice, equal rights, and religion. He got shit done. People would hit him up asking him to get shit done for them. And he would take a beating if necessary. He got his ass kicked for the cause. And he kicked-ass for the cause as well.

Ignorant Loser: Who was Gandhi?

Smart Winner: One badass mother fucker.

Ignorant Loser: How so?

Smart Winner: Don't you have to go be a douche somewhere else?

Ignorant Loser: Don't be an asshole Tim.

Smart yet emotionally confused Winner: I'm sorry. I feel like lately i've been pushing away the people I love.

Ignorant yet sensitive and deep Loser: Tim, what would Gandhi do?

Smart yet morally resolved Winner: Thanks Burt. I will think on that one.

by frisbee1 September 19, 2012

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Gandhiing

The act of lying to yourself, when hungry, with the aim of persuading yourself that you are not hungry, often whilst holding out for a meal.

A - "Dude, I'm so hungry!"

B - "Can you Gandhi 'till lunchtime?"

A - "Yeah, I think so, I'm usually pretty good at Gandhiing"

by Softface Joe December 5, 2008


Gandhi

The man who ends Civilization runs. In the original, due to an underflow, where the number reaches its least number, and then goes to the max. Nukes everyone.

WHAT THE FUCK!!! GANDHI FUCKING NUKED ME! I WAS SO CLOSE TO FINISHING THE GAME! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?

by W E E N S U C C September 17, 2019


gandhi

Mohandas Karamchamd Gandhi. Indian Lawyer, Politician,Pacifist that Give India Freedom without killing anyone (for war-lover ¨poltician¨, please see george bush ).
He is also famous for his active practice of non-violent protests, that included fasting. Martin Luther King Jr. and Nelson Mandela Were both inspired by him.
Gandhi also fought against castes-in india the lowest cast wasn´t able to drink water from a fountain, neither eat fresh food, not even TOUCHING an aryan(indian´s ¨superior¨ caste)`s shadow.
He was shot by a indian-muslim separatism fanatical.His last words were ¨he Ram¨(dear god.
Sadly, a weapon-killing-war loving people who adore guns,(and happen to be associated) started a gandhi-is-nazi campaign, as it was seen on the show of two im-larger-than-life pseudointellectual magician wannabes

Of course this is total bullshit, but well...haters will exist as long as ingnorance exist.

Einstein(quote): in the future nobody will believe such a saint man ever lived.

Gandhi(quote): I do not believe god is truth, the TRUTH is God

by Leonardino November 8, 2006

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gandhi

A word used to replace the word "cool"

it actually sounds better

in fact, try it out right now :D

see......it does sound better

That's Hella "GANDHI"

I'm too "GANDHI" for that

I'm so "GANDHI" i can't help myself

That song is hella "GANDHI"

by Matt [Pistio] May 7, 2008

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Gandhi

Gandhi was a quintessential fraud of the 20th century who was hailed as a peace loving symbol of non-violence even though he showed his hypocrisy and cowardice at many occasions like asking Indians to sign up for World War 1 which wasn't even their war, agreed to send the army to Kashmir instead of going there with his charkha to protest at the border because he knew he'd get shot in the ass. Responsible for the deaths of thousands of people due to the partition of India. Too much of a coward to preach to the muslim fanatics during the Noakhali riots his motto of non-violence where hundreds of people died most mercilessly.

Can be used in a sentence to point out someone's hypocrisy.

Person A: "I hate violence. Guns and war are bad. Everyone who engages in war is doing it because he is not as enlightened as I am"
Person B: "Wanna preach that at the border?"
Person A: "Ummm...."
Person B: " Yeah you are just another Gandhian hypocrite."

by mongoo00se August 16, 2019

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Gandhi

A slang term, usually plural "Gandhis," for money.

Usually it is used when referring to spending money or having a lot of money.

It comes from the fact that Mahatma Gandhi is on about every piece of monetary unit in India. If you ever visit India, you will be spending various bills and coins with this man emblazoned on them.

1. "Man, this new store is HOT! I am definitely going to be droppin' some Gandhis!"

2. "Woo hoo! I just got PAID! I'm rolling in the Gandhis now!"

by CadeRageous February 28, 2010

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