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Firmly perching yourself onto the porcelain throne for optimal pooping torque. Feet must both be on the toilet seat, scowl must be on face. The original way to squeeze out a power dump pre-Squatty Potty ™
Bro, I cut fiber out of my diet and now the only way I can drop a deuce is by gargoyling my toilet.
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It's like "owling"
only you make the ugliest face possible
(not hard for most)
and don't forget to getcho claws out!
hey im bored lets go gargoyling on high objects
take pictures and upload via facebook!show everyone we are the best gargoylers in this town.
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It's like "owling" only your NAKED !
you should flair your nostrals and show teeth
(cover your junk the best you can)
i am Gargoyling the side of my tub and posting it on facebook
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When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.
Yo chiz is so wasted! Dude did like 30 gargoyles.
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When you smoke A LOT of chronic herb and feel like a statue. Similar to couch lock but more fucked up.
Homie: yo man wanna play some beer pong?
Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.
Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.
Me: down but i aint movin.
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(n) A person who is extremely high to the point where they can barely move & only laugh.
Q-How high do you want to get?
A- Til I'm as stoned as a gargoyle!
Q-What should we do tonight?
A- Let's be gargoyles.
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The act of squatting over a sink full of warm water. Your balls should be completely submerged. If someone were to walk in on this cleansing act, they would think you resemble a gargoyle.
One can cover themselves in solidifying chocolate syrup and do a stone gargoyle.
Man, my balls were so sweaty, I had to pull a Gargoyle the other night.
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