harpoon

For seamen the call of "Harpoon!" is a call of distress when a particularly dangerous sea monster is approaching their vessel. In modern culture this is used by young males to communicate their concern for an inebriated friend being attracted to a morbidly obese or outrageously unattractive female or transvestite.

Travis: "Yo Aaron check out that chick Rick is dancing with."
Aaron: "Oh shit! Harpoon! Harpoon!"

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harpooned

It means the exact same as pwn3d, but you add the har- for emphasis and ownage..

Wow, you just got beat up by a fat kid.. You got harpooned.

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Harpoon

1. Weapon used for killing whales.

2. Alcoholic beverage made of Gatorade and Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay. The ultimate Drink.

1. Lets harpoon that whale!

2. Wann come to gatorbay and get some harpoons?

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harpoon

a syringe to shoot drugs

this things so dull its like stabbin my arm(neck?)w/ a harpoon

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Harpoon

What you man when there's a whale about.

Fred : "Thar she blows!"
Jeff : "MAN THE HARPOONS!"
Scabby first mate Flemmings: "Yarrr!"

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The Harpoon

A sexual act in which while fisting a girl you open your hand while it is inside of her so that she is unable to escape. Based on the manner in which a barbed harpoon will not exit once it punctures its target.

Frank: "Yo I just harpooned my feeble asian girlfriend last night, it was ridiculous!"
Alex: "Once you launch the harpoon, you can't get that shit out!"

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Harpooning

The act of impaling ones Sexual organ into a prospective partner of an overly plump nature.

Sex with a fat bird.

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