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<v>; To have a humorous reaction to media(video, photographic and audio) or to experience the presence of David Hasslehoff.
"Hoffing", "Having a Hoff" etc
When Lisa found an image of David Hasselhoff in leather pants with a daschund strapped into a parachute being dropped on his head, she doubled up in laughter so hard her nose hit the keyboard and left a permanent 'G' on the tip.
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(vb) a: to waylay a person's inbox with a jpg, bmp, png, or gif image of David Hasselhoff b: to have your inbox waylaid with a jpg, bmp, png, or gif image of David Hasselhoff - usu. used with "up" when multiple images have been perpetrated <my yahoo account got pretty damn ~ed up>
1.(vt) Hey Brad, did you just Hoff Deborah down in HR?
2.(vt) Stu Hoffed Sally, Milo, Iris, and Raz on his cell!
3.(vi) Consider yourself Hoffed!
4.(vi) Oh drat, it seems I've just been Hoffed!
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1) A very large man who's sexuality is in question.
2) A lad that wears a kiss the cook apron throughout the day.
So was Hoff with a male or a female date tonight?, That guy is such a Hoff for wearing only that apron.
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When one vehemently huffs a toxic chemical out of a brown paper bag by simultaneously inhaling through the nose and mouth.
"Dude, I totally got some Formaldehyde from the mortician! You wanna Hoff after 3rd period?"
"Fuck yeah I do bro, I've mastered circular breathing. That Asian kids dad taught me how to do it."
"Oh, the one that's doing your math homework?"
"Fuck yeah bro, FUCK.... YEAH!
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1. Popular nickname for David Hasslehoff, the god like entity who surfs the net righting wrongs & solving world hunger.
2. A man like no other.
3. The individual commonly parodied in chain emails.
Timmy: "The Hoff" saved the whales from deforestation today.
Sally: I love "The Hoff". He saved my kitten from british underground bombers
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To try to get at a female. In other words to try to holla.
That bitch is bad as hell, im hoffin
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New Zealand word, the name of the cloud/steam when its so cold you can see your own breath.
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