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Those who come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
They usually drive their ships to new lands to fight some hordes with treshing oar and shit.
Their only goal is the western shore.
Billy: They actually wrote a song about immigrants?
Molly: The 70's sucked!
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The first Mexican to be on the cast of The Jersey Shore.
They all have nicknames so The Immigration...... Don't worry about it the show is awful
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The conservative term for brown people.
Conservative: I sure do hate immigrants!!! Trump kick them out for real Americans.
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An immigrant is "a person who comes to a country to take up permanent residence." (Merriam Webster) According to the Department of Homeland Security, "A Green Card holder (permanent resident) is someone who has been granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis. As proof of that status, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) grants a person a permanent resident card, commonly called a "Green Card.""
"Undocumented Immigrants" do not have a green card and have not taken steps to obtain status as residents of the United States and therefore they are not immigrants. The term immigrant is used as a way to mock people who enter the United States illegally as nonresidents.
The Undocumented Immigrant is not eligible for unemployment benefits because he is not a legal resident of the United States.
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The belief immigrants are stealing all of America’s jobs; but also living off of taxpayer funded welfare.
I hate all of these schrodinger’s immigrants stealing all of our jobs but also living off of welfare
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The elusive non-white non-US citizen who is capable of both taking all of the jobs from hard-working Americans who are left unemployed, while also at the same time sitting around doing nothing and collecting welfare and other government benefits, thereby leeching off the American taxpayers.
Bob: "Americans can't catch a break! It's these damn immigrants taking all our jobs!"
Also Bob: "My taxes are too high because so much of it goes to support these lazy immigrants who come here just to get public benefits!"
Bob's friend: "That's so Schrödinger's Immigrant, man, occupying both spaces at the same time."
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1. A legal immigrant who lost their papers.
2. Liberalese for an illegal. The correct term is Illegal Immigrant. Not Undocumented.
1. Shit! All his papers were destroyed when his house burned down! Now he's an undocumented immigrant
2. Liberal: UnDoCuMeNtEd ImMiGrAnTs ArE aS mUcH oF a CiTiZeN aS yOu
Anyone with sense: Shut up you SJW. They're illegal immigrants, not undocumented
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