Someone who enjoys eating that booty like groceries.
My boyfriend was a total Martin last night.
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An awesome one he is. Cares for everyone he does. Loved by all. And disliked by none. Get yourself a Martin. But not my Martin
Name:Martin / equivalent to a GOD
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When a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly and stab gypsies. This being normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.
"I say Jeebs, look it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase he might try Martination upon us old beans"
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The act of endlessly and incessantly asking pointless, meaningless questions with the goal of drawing out meetings or discussions. More often than not, Martining involves asking questions that are self-explanatory, painfully specific to individual situations, or simply in no way related to the current topic or discussion.
I can't believe that douche Martined us again! Is there any living being who doesn't understand the concept of how to read a calendar?
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Martin comes in all shapes, forms, and colors. Often mistaken for an apple tree, Martin can blend into the environment very well. There is a Martin around you somewhere don't be mistaken. There is fire in his pants. Martin is fucking awesome. Be afraid.
I hate him, he needs to be more like Martin.
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Usually known for big pimpin. Has a dick the size of Montana
He be Martin spending them g's
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Do Not underestimate him. He will beat you in Cards Against Humanity and at everything else in life. He will destroy you. He is All Powerful, a cider obsessed deity. Has flowing, beautiful, luscious, soft locks of gleaming light brown hair. Soft as mashpotatos. His hair is as soft as his personality, but once again, do not underestimate his BDE.
Martin, you are a very handsome man.
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