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a shithole inbetween melbourne and bacchus marsh. you are guaranteed to get raped or stabbed if you walk around there alone.
avoid lurking around in the south end, as there are way to many pedos.
Johnny remember to take his rape alarm when going to melton safeway.
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Cutting a hot zester right in someone's face, and smiling at them in the process.
Dude, Nate just meltoned Tie when he was watching TV.
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A swift attack with a rocker panel resulting in complete annihilation.
On Putin's orders, the Russian army may melton NYC with a fleet of rusty Ladas. Dave meltoned that light at Knox.
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A sinkhole - once you are in there, you are not getting back out.
My car broke down in Melton Mowbray, please send help I've been stuck here for 36 years.
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is constantly smiling, and being around her will always make you feel great. If you ever need to feel better go see her and you will.
person 1: Have you met Faith Melton?
person 2: Yeah, she is always smiling and makes everybody happy!
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A small market town near Leicester. Known as the rural capital of food and nothing else.
There is only one time when "Melton Mowbray." is busy and that's when it's market day.
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chav central, found here are all the scrubbers, skets and the WME smoking joints and drinking outside the corner shop called lallys. Here children as young as five can be found throwing stones at the flats either side of the shop but it doesn't matter because they probably live in them flats anyway. Again children as young as five will be found roaming the streets after 11pm. Then being called in by their mother who is their fathers sister, for dinner eaten from dog bowls.INBREDS!
All the local people who want to get on with their life in West Melton can't even walk down the street without being abused within every inch of their life often leading to suicidal grannys.
Other stereotypes have attempting living here these include; emos,goths and random little kiddies. Kids are one problem, dogs are yet another, just don't leave your fluffy little rabbit in the backgarden alone!!
also search rotherham
*An old, tired granny is walking down the street. A chav approaches her*
Chav: Yo, motherf**ker granny whats that on ya head?
Granny: A hat my dear (should never have passed through West Melton!)
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