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1) The one Pokémon whom enjoys killing.
2) Coolest, Pokémon, EVER!
I just caught Mewtwo!
Mewtwo has a clone army!
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The only cool pokemon. others that are cool but not as cool as mewtwo: kabutops, articuno, lugia, deoxys and scizor. first appear in red and blue, he is the only pokemon to be at level 70 in the wild.
Ash: i tried to catch mewtwo but he tore out my testicles and replaced them with poke balls...then he stabbed me 100x with his psychicness
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To be so damn wicked cool and badass,especially for a Pokemon of all things,that you got put in Super Smash Bros. Melee as a secret character.
Play 700 VS Matches or 20 hours of combined VS mode to challenge Mewtwo. And stop making DBZ jokes about him.
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The act of Shoving a phone up your partners anus/vagina and then calling the phone while screaming “you do not have enough badges to train me”
Martha and I had a lot of fun Mewtwoing last night
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Used to be the most powerful Pokemon in the world. But then things started getting pretty complicated, and all the Pokemon became Gods with power over every single thing in the world. Then Arceus came along and said "GTFO," so Mewtwo had to sink back into the shadows and stay there until the last page of the internet. Now they got some Yin Yang Pokemon, who are rumored to be able to control Arceus, which makes no sense since Arceus is supposed to be the creator of the universe, and I don't really don't think Arceus would create it's creators. So then a bunch of fans rose up and said "I am disappoint," and Nintendo's trying to make it look like they're making it like their favorite games, Red and Blue. But really it's just a bunch of BS, and so people kept saying "I am disappoint," so now Nintendo's just keeping going. And now I am going to play Crystal.
Mewtwo
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The greatest pokemon aside from Slowking. He can spin your ass 360 degrees if you aren't carefull. Hell, his purple laser shit can fuck anyone up. I swear, he's on drugs or something, his eyes glow!! Wait.. MAKO ENERGY! HOLY SHIT! IT'S CLOUD!!
"They should make a movie with Mewtwo vs. Deoxys.. Seriously."
"This is embarassing but he was beaten by a Porygon.. But his trainer sucked, so yeah."
"Mewtwo... I, Sephiroth, shall destroy you-- Cloud! I know your secret damn it!"
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