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(also written "mexi") adj; stupid, dumb, and/or retarted
Jose was being a little bit mexy when he tried to shoplift a couch to support his pregnant girlfriend and 9 children.
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A big smackhead who thinks he rules chilton
Mexi:Hew mate you got the smack
Drug dealer: nar mate none left
Mexi: I'll fucking stab u mate
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a guy who loves his gf to death yet is half afraid of her. he is european yet often mistaken as mexican. hobbies include soccer, baseball and IM. he lives under a polac's bed
mexi and mary are secretly having an affair
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The unmistakable scent of Mexican food that stubbornly clings to one's clothes, hair, and/or skin after dining at a Mexican restaurant. Individuals who fall victim to Mexi-glow tend to possess a 1 - 2 foot atmospheric radius of Mexican food odor around his or her person. Mexi-glow typically lasts longer than a 24 hour period before gradually wearing off; but, in some cases, it has been reported to linger on clothing for over a fortnight (particularly jackets).
Michael: What is wrong with you?
Blake: A baby behind me at Avogadro's got fajitas. It's the Mexi-glow, I have it.
Michael: What a jerk.
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When one of your best friends is Mexican but kinda looks Asian too.
Hey where's my Mexi-Asian?
A term often used to describe the inherently large cocks of men of Mexican descent. Urban legends has it the Chipotle burrito was sized to demonstrate the average measurements of a mexi-cock.
There's nothing worse than being second in line to a mexi-cock in a gang bang.
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This is a bizarre and incredibly graphic contest that illegals have in the factory restrooms where they work. Whoever can fill the bowl with steaming, parasite ridden crap without it spilling over wins something stupid (Maybe a rim job, I don't know.)
I'm going to Conoco to use the rest room. The illegals are having a mexi bowl again today. Let's take a picture to show the old man.
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