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Sexiest man alive his hair is perfect and all the girls love him
Brandon Montoya is so sexy all day every day
when you shit in a girls mouth as shes moaning
i did a dirty montoya to that girl last night
A sexual technique where, in the middle of foreplay (specifically when using your hand on their genitals) you suddenly announce that you are not using your dominant hand and adjust positions, increasing your skill and their enjoyment. In the movie The Princess Bride, Inigo Montoya was the greatest swordsman in the world. He was so skilled that he routinely dueled other swordsman with his left hand so it was more challenging.
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Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.
Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed.
Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage
Man in Black: You are amazing.
Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo Montoya: Tell me.
Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.
Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage
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The most adored character on The Princess Bride
"Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die."
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A man who’s father was killed by a man with six fingers. He repeatedly shouts “MY NAME IS IGINO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE!!” He also becomes a badass French swordfighting dude.
Tim: Bro, you killed Igino Montoya’s father? Dude, prepare to die.
an absolutely beautiful amazing person. Tall and thin, with silver haired dyted black, and recently aded blue and purple. Has cute toes and a gorgeous smile. Big golden eyes and full curved lips. A wonderful personality, very smart. Favourite candy is York Peppermint patties and favourite colour is pruple. Loves the bands H.I.M and Black Veil Brides. Absolutely gorgeous, is the person i love more than anything and everything. I love her so much
Carla Montoya is absolutely beautiful
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