Pussy parlour

a brothel in the USA. Especially in Navada and E.Texas.

My girlfriend told me that she knew of several brothels around her way. The locals call them Pussy parlours.

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smattoo parlour

A place where people can go to indulge in the dark art of artistic style poo smearing. Usually consisits of a couple of small empty rooms, an entrance hall with a freezer loaded with different styles of smattoo and a party hall for large groups.

Jake - Hey Dave, fancy a spring roll or some corn on the cob tonight, I heard theres a new smattoo parlour opened up downtown?
Dave - Sure Jake, do you think they'll mind if we bring our own cakes?
Jake - I dunno Dave but I heard they have a big menu anyway, I just cant wait to get my hands dirty.
Dave - Me and you both, just give me 5 minutes to get the dirt stains off my best shirt and we will head over for a good smudging.

AIDS parlour

A tattoo studio, doctors surgery, piercing studio, brothel or prostitute's vagina which is particularly dirty or of ill repute.

I was going to get a tattoo but the place down the road is a total AIDS parlour.

poopy parlour

another word for the anus.

"Today, I took a large dump and my poopy parlor was riddled with lingering fecal matter."

Marcus: "Chad, snuggle up your face inside my poopy parlour cause I'm mad horny and I got a stiff shit for you.

Chad: "Yeah, whatever let me get my Nasonex. Last time I got yo stink drip in my nostril and I had issues for at least two more sexual experiences."

Marcus: "You're a bitch, I'm over it, where's your dad?"

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beer parlour

Sort of like a ice cream parlour, but with beer.

I went and got a mickey of C.C. at the beer parlour.

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Ray Parlour

Arsenal midfield dynamo cruely passed over by the England set-up. Does up other people's gardens at the weekend.

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puff parlour

Where homosexual congregate usually a bar or club

Hey mate, is this afucking puff parlour

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