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The act of a woman performing anal intercourse on a man while wearing a strap-on. After intercourse, the man must then perform fellatio on the used strap-on. (Strap on preferably large and black in color.)
Guy 1: Dude it hurts so bad to sit down today.
Guy 2: Thats what The Natalie Portman will do to you man...also you need a breath mint.
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Beautiful and smart. Just perfect.
She is the only girl I would like to date.
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An actor who showed early promise, but then co-starred along side some ropey CGI and Samuel L Jackson with a purple light saber. Subsequently almost everything she has been has been rubbish.
Ever wanted to go and see episode one at the cinema?... No?
Well how about Leon, yeah Jean Reno was great in that.
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Fulton Reed’s boyfriend but also everyone’s husband idek
Hot as a mf
The best hockey player ever from the Mighty Ducks.
“Who’s your favorite Mighty Ducks character”
“The absolute hottie, amazing player, ripped asf, super hot, playa, Dean Portman thank you very much.”
from ancient hebrew, meaning 'goddess who walks among us.'
she's the only goddess i worship
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Beautiful, intelligent, passionate, amazing, robbed of an Oscar, and has more talent that I can fathom.
"Who's the most amazing girl on Earth?"
"Natalie Portman"
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Home of the finest football club in england , ipswich town , Manager joe royle and david sheepshanks live here
Man, Portman road is one sweet place to watch Ipswich town
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