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There is a teacher named Mr. Coopman who was fired for looking in the girl's locker room and so now they have to have a barricade so he cant look in again. (They rehired him Cuz they couldn't find another gym teacher). There is this teacher who is a cunt named Ms. Fischer and she harassed us every day we were at that school and we always were yelled at and shit for no reason. Mrs. Korienek was the all time feminist. Mrs. Albright was rude. Mrs. Illsowictz was rude. Ms. GH would always read books that said "nigger" and "negro". Mr. Rank would always cuss and run tangents on us. Overall what ever you do don't bring you kids to this school. Thank god I left 3 years ago.
"All the kids who go to Oak Prairie are special ed"
A free-range cephalopod used by Subgenius acolytes in the pursuit of ultimate Slack through the expression of their oozquirt laden glands. Natural emitters of F-Rays, these offspring of Cthulhu are prized by the Overmen and Overwomen all around the world for their hedonistic sexual expression.
Normals are unindoctrinated to this world and must not be privy to the sensual powers of the Prairie Squid, as it will cause them to be obsessed to the people of a full collapse of their personal and professional lives.
At the last X-Day Devival, several Doktors passed around a Prairie Squid until the chafing got too intense.
A Prairie-Masker is when a girl gives a blowjob while she has an Alka-seltzer tablet and some water in her mouth.
The definition was coined abord U.S Naval submarines, named after the Prairie-Masker anti-sonar detection device employed by submarines. The Prairie-Masker anti-sonar system works, in a nutshell, by creating a barrier of bubbles around the ship thus reducing noise and detection by hostile sonar devices.
Jake: "Hey Greg, how was shore leave?"
Greg: "Not bad, I got a local girl to give me a Prairie-masker."
Shot of tequila with several drops of tabasco sauce.
"I'm really congested, bartender, whaddaya recommend?"
"A prairie fire or two - open ya right up."
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A great ass school with some shitty people but mostly good ones. Some pretty terrible teachers, but then again some are pretty amazing. The other definitions are bull shit. Homer is just a bunch of fucking petty people, so like no thanks. The majority of the girls are pretty bad, but, eh, there's some good ones. The guys aren't the best.
Oak Prairie is more real than the petty bull shit at Homer Junior High.
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In Mario Kart an item is "prairie doggable" if it is able to be held out of the back of the kart/motorcycle (i.e. if it can be prairie dogged). Such items include banana peels, koopa shells, and bombs.
I forgot that bombs were prairie doggable, I held it too long and it blew me up in a collision!
when you gotta go #2 so bad-the prairie dogs' head is peekin out of his hole
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