shamp

It is a term categorizing the thirsty, the narcissistic, and the try-hards.

"What a fucking shamp, he's trying to wheel Cathy Jaworfski

Shamps

Shamps is a nickname for some one who get shampoo in there eyes when they take a shower, no matter what they do!

Shamps: Dude i keep getting shampoo in my eyes!!

Waffle's: poor shamps

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shamped

Depends on the situation, everything is screwed up. It could be a smell, a dirty room, or anything out of the ordinary. The word (shamped), can be said in any context.

"That pork sausage shamped up my guts"
"My radio is all shamped up, it keeps skipping my favourite songs"
"what the {shamp)" said when somthing does not make sence.

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shamps

Slang for samples. Such as those analysed in a laboratory. Biological / chemical / geologic / building materials. Anything that someone must sructinise through the use of sophisticated equipment such as stereo and polarised light microscopes.

After working too long in such an industry this word can be used for just about anything...

"Dang those shamps are the bomb dawg! The dispersion staining colors they are exhibiting show that this sample is positive for chrysotile, homes!"

Or (should they have worked too long in such an industry):-

"Shamps those shamps are shamps, Shamps!"

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Shamping

The art of wanking, in other means masturbating with shampoo as a lubricant effect.

This activity often results in a stinging pain in the urethra of the man's penis.

I just tried shamping, it was fucking painful! How can anyone like that!?

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Shamp

An accelerated shump

"I just shamped all over the wall. It was so fast I nearly died."

Shamp

A rare term that hillbillies use when they mess something up.
(Sh)it
(A)int
(M)y
(P)roblem

A: You just spilled beer on my carpet
B: Shamp Fuk ya