shist

Noun; the arm of an overweight person where the wrist and arm are seamless all the way to the shoulder. The upper body version of the cankle.

Man, her arm movement wouldn't be so limited if it weren't for her enormous shists.
She had to stop wearing her watch due to the size of her shists.

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shiste

same as shit, only slangified
good to use in company emails that scan for profanity; can also be used with prefix bull-

Man, my boss is on that shiste today!
That reprimand was some bullshiste.

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Shist

Noun.
Somewhere between a shart and a mist. A very light shart that can usually be heard and smelled but barely felt, a bit like someone sneezing on you. A shist might feel like a light misting from an atomiser, but sound and smell repugnant, possibly even leaving a very slight stain on your clothes or indeed even your skin. In rare cases of a silent shist the only clue that you may have been shisted on is a delicate feeling akin to water vapour condensing on your cheek on a misty day.

Verb: Shisted

Sarah: Oh god what was that noise? Did Lily poo on you?
Mike: I don't think so, but it smells like it... Oh wait, she shisted!

After fearing the worst from a shart, Dave was somewhat relieved when he took off his underpants to find he had merely shisted.

Shist

The need to piss and shit at the same time.

Person 1: Bro whats wrong?

Person 2: I really need to Shist!

Person 1: Damn..

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shisting

Fisting an orifice while simultaneously being shat and pissed upon"

Chris: Hey Rachel
Rachel: Hey, do you want to have sex?
Chris: Well...only if were going to be shisting.
Rachel: Of course, I've been holding in a big shit all day.
Chris: Yes!, plop that on my chest.

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shist

Not mispelled. Just another way to spell shit. Im most chat rooms and crap, it doesnt get blocked out. Also, you can say it in school with out getting into trouble for it. Similar to shitaki on rye

Oh shist, i totally fucked up this whole page.

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shist

One of the many ways to misspell the word "shits".

Excuse me, sir. You say you're not hiring me because I spelled "shits" wrong on my application? Well shist.

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