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Danny Gonzales is a youtuber, singer, songwriter and legal pumpkin. He is also the head of the cul- I mean... army, Greg.
Human: Do you watch Danny Gonzales?
Other Human: OMG yes! I AM GREG!
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Disgusting but effective bathroom prank. The Sloppy Gonzales is performed by wiping your ass on toilet paper after a particularly messy shit and using it to flush the toilet before disposing of it in the bowl. Also effective on sink faucets as well. A perfect companion piece to the greasy pablo and the upper decker.
As I proceeded to take a wicked shit at the party, some rude guy kept pounding on the door and telling me to "hurry the fuck up," so I left the asshole a Sloppy Gonzales before departing.
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Sychophantic former White House counsel, later appointed by President Bush to be Attorney General of the United States. He is notable for being perhaps the country's only AG who has so completely and consistently disregarded the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Alberto Gonzales is infamous for stonewalling Congressional oversight and investigative meetings by repeatedly dodging pointed questions by saying "that's classified." His dismissal of concerns about illegal wiretapping and illegal extraordinary rendition makes him widely regarded as the worst AG in history.
A secret 2002 Justice Department memorandum cleared by Alberto Gonzales argued that laws prohibiting torture do "not apply to the president's detention and interrogation of enemy combatants", and that the pain caused by interrogation must include "injury such as death, organ failure, or serious impairment of body functions — in order to constitute torture." - Wikipedia
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Speedy Gonzales, "the fastest mouse in all Mexico", is an animated cartoon mouse from the Warner Brothers Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of cartoons. Speedy's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot.
Speedy Gonzales is also brothers with the most famous Skeeter mouse of all time Skeety Gonzales. Skeety Gonzales was trained by the great Skeet Magee.
Nerd Kid: "Dude Speedy Gonzales would annihilate Sonic the Hedgehog in a race!"
Avg Nerd: "I dont know about that dude, but Speedy would pulverize the Road Runner in a race"
Nerd Kid: "And even if they were winning, Speedy would get his brother Skeety to skeet all over that hedgehog and bird until they were drowning in semen, then he would definitely win the race!"
Avg Nerd: "I didnt say all that..."
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Olivia "Chachi" GonzalesAMAZING 15-year-old dancer born in Houston, Texas, who is a member of the well known hip-hop dance group, "I.aM.mE" which she performs with on the MTV show, America's Best Dance Crew. Nicknamed "Chachi" because Chachi is short for muchachita; which, in spanish means “little girl”. She started dancing at a very early age, and has been dancing ever since. She will always continue to inspire many with the way she moves when she dances like no other.
"Have you heard of Chachi Gonzales?"
"Of course! She inspired me to start dancing!"
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an amazing dancer, who is absolutely stunning, with a great heart.
she's such a chachi gonzales.
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being that Gonzales,TX is the birthplace of Texan freedom with the yelling of "come and take it"and the firing of a single cannon shot at the lowly mexicans, its only fitting that this oft-practiced sexual manuever be made known to the world.
while having your girl, or guy for some of yall, in the doggy style position, take a large pinch of copenhagen and a plump paper shell pecan and insert into the victims rectum and then use your "rod" to drive the powder and shot home, quickly jumping back and yelling "come and take it". if the victim is pointed in the right direction, the ensuing "shot" has the potential to flatten numerous victims, so after the loading and packing, get outta the way quick. a fitting and glorious tribute to the texas revolution
after johnny gave susy a "gonzales muzzleloader", that pecan broke several truck windows