tunisian turtleneck

1. Noun- the collection of santorum left under the foreskin after a messy anal frolic.

2. verb- the act of depositing the aforementioned sphincter sediment onto a person's neck and/or face.

1. Garber greedily lapped up the sticky remnants of Max's Tunisian Turtleneck.

2. When that bitched acted up and started yelling for her money I gave her a Tunisian turtleneck and rinsed her off with a golden shower.

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Tunisian Chokehold

A popular Tunisian dance form where while a girl is grinding on someone, a tight grip is applied around a her neck, used to restrain her by restricting breathing. The girl then proceeds to pass out, however, she keeps gyrating her hips into her aggressor's crotch reflexively.

Mark performed the Tunisian Chokehold on Mary at the dance last night.

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Tunisian Tsunami Effect

Phrase describing political unrest and social uprising in Arab nations following the collapse of the Tunisian government

Political changes in Egypt and other Arab nations following the collapse of the Tunisian government could be attributed to the Tunisian Tsunami Effect sweeping the Middle East.

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Tunisian Butt Wink

Whilst eating out you better half, a Tunisian Butt Wink is the art of raising one’s ass in the air and winking your asshole at anyone watching through the window.

As Matt ate out Mich on the hotel bed, his Tunisian Butt Wink was saying “hi” to the peeping toms through the window

Tunisian Snack Break

When you hang a woman upside down, place a funnel in her cooch, place strawberry milk, a detached mink’s penis, and a few scoops of shit down inside, flex seal her cooch shut, let the contents sit for three months, and enjoy the meal! It is crucial that kenny g’s song, baby G be playing while the meal is eaten.

A: How did you get 30 days in prison?

B: I preformed a Tunisian snack break on a minor.

A: Understandable.

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Tunisian Salad Tossing

The art of hurling pieces of lettuce with your feet at strangers walking down your street.

Paul: "Bro what did you do yesterday?"
Kyle: "I was so bored bro, I did a little bit of Tunisian Salad Tossing."

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tunisian hot pocket

The action of shitting on your partner and then proceeding to cuddle naked under a heavy blanket.

things are getting serious between me and Jane. Tonight we are gonna try a tunisian hot pocket.

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