A saying you say when someone tell you you did something wrong
Mark: you left the stove on
Jack: well fuck my ass and call me Betty
something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in
Guy 1: *silence*
Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny
Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here
Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something
Guy 1: ok then
1. An expression of surprise, similar to "Well I'll be!"
2.What you say when you want somebody to smack your ass and call you Johnny.
1. "I just won the lottery!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Well smack my ass and call me Johnny!"
2. "Smack my ass and call me Johnny"
Ok Johnny. Smacks ass.
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Wanting to get fucked in the ass whilst being called Susan
Oh fuck me in the ass and call me susan
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What my friend says instead of well call me surprised. And Joe-Joe exotic
Well Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe, she caught the squirrel!
I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.
Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"
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exclamation of great surprise.
"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"
"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"
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