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Inadvertently and unknowingly calling someone on your cell phone by sitting on your phone and having their speed dial number depressed by your posterior.
We got another ass-call from Maurice when he sat on his cell phone last night and we were forced to listen to him plead for some action with his date. As always when he sits on our speed-dial key, he has no idea that we were listening in on his conversation.
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When something is so good you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.
"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Sally! These cupcakes are fucking bomb!!!"
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Used to express dismay or disbelief.
Well you know what? Slap my ass and call me Sally man, I don't know what you want from me.
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A phrase used to demonstrate lots of excitement and eagerness.
Jerry: Did you hear? Linda is getting married!
Ron: FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME JERRY! That's Terrific!
Expletive; usually used to express extreme dismay or anger in a situation deemed as very surreal or upsetting. It is appropriate in instances where one can do very little to improve upon a terrible situation, and therefore can only find recourse in swearing and/or expression of rage. "Cunt" may be substituted for "bitch" if an even stronger pejorative is desired; adjectives can be added on to "ass" and "bitch" if further appropriation is necessary.
Listen, I'm very sorry to tell you this, but I told her about your relationship with Lizzy and I doubt that she will ever get over it." "Thanks for screwing up my life, asshole! Fuck my ass and call me a bitch, huh!?
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The phrase "pinch my ass and call me charlie"is a commonly used sentence in place of "oh my god".Though not universally known,it has been around for decades and still used by the young and old alike.
"Pinch My Ass and Call Me Charlie,he got away!"
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When something is so gay you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.
"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland! These noobs are fucking shit!!!"
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