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When a homosexual male takes a dump that reminds him of an ex-boyfriend.
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The Memory Lanus
Bruce realized he was finally over Doug after taking a good Deja-poo.
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That strange feeling that you've been through the same, horrible shit before.
Oh man. Another traffic jam. Deja Poo.
The feeling you have heard this bullshit before.
So Jake was telling a story when I had a deja poo&walked away immediately.
When you take a poo then 5 minutes later you have to take another one.
Yo i gotta go take a dump
-5 minutes later-
Oh shit its a deja poo!
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As in Deja-vu, you get memories from a certain turd.
I'm sure I've done this before.
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When you hold in a shit so long that you start getting flashbacks of the last time when you shat your pants.
Fuck man.
What dumbass?
That damn school bus takes so long to get home. And I had to shit since the start of weightlifting - that shit makes you have to shit more when you do them squats, but anyhow I had to hold in that shit so long I started getting deja poo. It went out nice n easy, and damn it felt good.
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A poo that contains remnants of a meal that you recently consumed.
"Whoa, I've seen that corn before! That's a deja poo!"
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