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A circumcised penis.
When he took his pants off I saw he had a repulsive half-cock.
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When your penis is half hard and half soft. Morning wood is technically a type of half cocked because it isn’t quite a full boner. When ones dick is half cocked the split stream is very much common. And, being half cocked always seems to sneak up on you when you don’t suspect it. Like at school or even at church.
*person 1* I hate it when my dick is half cocked
*person 2* I thought you were a girl?
Half cocked = a flacid boner
"I thought it would be a good idea to show off my package... too bad I pulled out a flacid-boner"
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The state of your cock being neither limp nor hard, but in the middle.
I couldn't get it up, so I had to fuck your mom half cocked
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An insult towards half cocked people, who sometimes are vagina monsters.
You're a half-cocked vagina monster.
Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!
I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!
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A Judy chop at the ready. Used to decapitate potlickers
Poor Cletus snuck up on me when I was carrying a half cocked Judy. I mistook him for a potlicker and nearly took his head off.