hoares

For people who don't know how to correctly spell the word whore. typically used by guido kids who think they are the shit cuz they drive a hummer.

where is your wifey tonight?
i left her home, time to get some new hoares

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Hoar

A compliment you say to someone in a zombie hoard, especially if they run down kids on skateboards.

"You mowed down that skater kid. You're so hoar."

"Thanks!"

"Brraaaaiiins."

"Brrraaaaiins."

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Hoar

Acronym: Hire for Oral, Anal, and Rough

The Hoar was expensive, but she managed to wear even me out.

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Hoar Frost

A deposit of interlocking ice crystals (hoar crystals) formed by direct sublimation on objects, usually those of small diameter freely exposed to the air, which surface is sufficiently cooled, mostly by nocturnal radiation, to cause the direct sublimation of the water vapor contained in the ambient air.

Hoar Frost on tree branches, plant stems and leaf edges, wires, poles, etc.

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hoar whore

An old grey whore--a combination of the words "hoar" meaning grey and whore (needs no explanation).

She's not a cougar, she's a Hoar Whore!"

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post hoar

Means the same as, "post whore", but spelled the way some people spell the word, "whore".
A post hoar often simply posts one- or two-word posts or posts consisting of nothing more than an emoticon, often for the sole purpose of incrementing their post count on online BBSs or fora (the correct pluralisation of the word, "forums").

Jane is such a post hoar on Facebook; the douchenoozle posts one- or two-word posts like fifty times a day.

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Information Hoare

Someone who seeks information for information sake, for processing, manipulation, storage, reporting, simply to ensure that it is available when asked for (or simply to claim to have it, useful or otherwise). Named after Tony Hoare, was a pioneer in programming and data processing (he created the Quicksort algorithm).

SysAdmin: Which logs do you need from my servers?
SecDude: All of them
SysAdmin: You don't need *all* of them, do you?
SecDude: I might . . .
SysAdmin: You're such an information hoare.

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