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An overly popular invention that has infected not only the minds of Millennials and younger, but especially young females and teenage girls. In this modern day and age, if you walk into a public school, airport, or any busy place, chances are very likely that you will see more females using an iPhone -- either checking Facebook/Twitter/Instagram, taking photos/videos of themselves and posting them on said websites, playing games, or just holding it for no apparent reason -- than males.
Along with the iPad, the iPhone is known for becoming every modern young child's "pet toy" when they are away from their residence, and is replacing what has existed in life since the days of yore: books, newspapers, magazines, and even television.
Traditionalist Person: Can't you keep your iPhone in your purse? I can't stand seeing you carry it in your hand all the freaking time!
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Overrated american shit. If you are in america you see everyone with an cracked iphone. Not recommended getting in the US with an android
Iphone 6 user: Haha android user. You're poor.
Android user: STFU
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1. A smartphone by Apple with polarizing opinions regarding its existence, the cause of the rivalry between the religions of iOS vs. Android.
2. Word anyone older than Gen X uses to denote any smartphone. (i.e. The same people that called an iPod Touch an iTouch of decades past).
1. A: Did you hear about Sadio Mane's cracked iPhone? He's so frugal!
B: If he really was frugal, then he should have bought an Android instead.
2. C: You kids these days with 'em fancy eye-phones and eye-watches, I still use my flip phone I bought from the pawn shop!
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the unintended word choice produced by the auto-correct function when texting on an i-phone.
i "ducking" hate when my iphone screws up my texts ... it makes me want to "pinch" someone in the face. i really "ducking" hate an iphonism.
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The act of using an iPhone to gather information, like directions, movie times, etc.
Person #1: Where's the nearest Best Buy?
Person #2: Hold on, I'll iPhone-it.
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(noun) a device used for everything but calling people.
A man walks in a bar with his iphone... He suddenly realises he needs to fart. He logs into Itunes and ups the volume thinking 'the music is loud no one will hear' So he farts... When he looks around, everyone's staring at him Then he realises... He was listening to his iphone with headphones.
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A cell phone that adds "new" features once a year and calls them innovative. Most of these features are not new or innovative but rather common on other phones.
Apple: This new iPhone will have voice chat! You'll be able to connect on a totally new level you've never been able to experience before!
Sane person: Didn't Nokia, Palm, Motorola, and Sony all have this, like, 3 years ago?
Apple: ....NOT LIKE THIS! INNOVATION!
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