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laissez faire pimping

n. Describes a person that is able to get many girls without actively pursuing. The pimp is able to let the ladies come to him by being desirable at their first meeting.

Mat, practicing laissez faire pimping, scored many girls with little effort.

by John V January 21, 2006

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laissez faire Capitalism

laissez faire Capitalism means buyer gets a tail-light warranty

Even modernCapitalists should be against laissez faire Capitalism

by @thedocwho2 May 13, 2019

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laissez-faire liberal

Raises money for social programs but does not spend it.

Antonym of compassionate conservative.

Compassionate conservative? No, I'm a laissez-faire liberal.

by AbnormalBoy September 16, 2004

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laissez-faire

A state in which spenders dominate voting and savers control economic policy.

The diametric opposite of utopia.

A laissez-faire state can be solved with a metastatic voting system (metavote) or a system in which blockchain mutual credit is employed to cast a ballot.

by tomorrowtomorrow November 7, 2018


laissez-faire virality

a term to describe the phenomenon of how easy it is to become viral in 2021. this widespread phenomena occurs in large part due to the growing number of people both creating and consuming content on social media platforms, compared to five years ago.

while it's a natural progression of our collective societal attention, the social ramifications should also be considered. one of those being, an appalling number of people are blending their online personas with their everyday realities. while at the forefront, this is harmless. we'll only be able to really dissect the affects of this cultural shift in about ten years, when more of the masses have rejected aspects of their waking real lives for the cultivation of an online persona.

overall, people should just remember real life can be just as fulfilling as the online content they both make and consume. mindful meditation and designated introspection time should be prioritized.

Josh: yo can you believe this 13 year old has 17k + followers on tiktok? that's a big number.

Jared: perhaps in 2010, that would have been impressive. but everyone and their cat has a tiktok account. I have 5 accounts right now. and im following that content creator on two of them. hopefully there's no social ramifications of our society's rapid shift towards a social media driven culture.

Josh: oh sorry, I couldn't hear that last part. I was just using 75% of my last paycheck to make this one tiktok. you know I have 50k subscribers on my YouTube channel? all I do is post mushrooms with aesthetic music in the background.

Jared: while your personal expression is definitely worth celebrating, you should also recognize it's laissez-faire virality. don't go to insane lengths for the internet clout. remember who you were before you posted the mushroom videos.

Josh: you're just jealous that I'm a content creator. all you do is meditate all day.

Jared: the other day you said you'd buy Elon musk's brain implant to stream your lofi beats more efficiently.

Josh: im buying it on credit. so what?

by readerimauledhim October 2, 2021


Laissez-faire Tyranny

When the state is oppressive and the nation is in dire straits but the rulers don't give two shits what goes on anywhere and the government does nothing (except suppress change maybe). It's oppression through inaction, tyranny of negligence. Usually this occurs in a rigid hereditary absolute monarchy where a bunch of inbred fucks can party until they get lynched by peasants, but really anything can end up in such a state.

People have applied the term "laissez-faire tyranny" to the Late Ancien Régime and the Qing Dynasty

by MistressChing July 9, 2024


Laissez-faire faveur

When someone offers a favor, but in reality, they want you do the majority of the work.
Translated from French, this is a "let them do it" favor.

Darius: "The company laid me off, but they are willing to give me a strong recommendation during my job search."
Maddy: "Sounds like a laissez-faire faveur."
Darius: "Why do you say that?"
Maddy: "That happened to me once. It was all cool until the CEO told me to write my own recommendation for them to edit and return to me on company letterhead."

by porkchchoppanzeefin May 5, 2020