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lesbot

n. a female whose seemingly structured and asexual life resembles that of a lesbian and a robot

Tom: Dude, that girl turned me down to go study with her friend mary-jane.

Frank: I think she is a lesbot.

Tom: O...yeah

by Aqasamaa aka Asimo December 15, 2009

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Lesbotism

Giving hiring or promotion preference to fellow eaters of the bushy bowl.

Suze Orman got a job as a shill for the FDIC. Look at FDIC Chairman Sheila Bair and tell me that's not a case of Lesbotism.

by DD Sanchez March 22, 2009

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


lesbot

n. a female whose seemingly structured and asexual life resembles that of a lesbian and a robot

Tom: Dude, that girl turned me down to go study with her friend mary-jane.

Frank: I think she is a lesbot.

Tom: O...yeah

by Aqasamaa aka Asimo December 15, 2009

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Lesbotized

A state of excitement, awe or disbelief that transforms a person when they have been totally captivated by a sexual or romantic act between two women. Similar to being hypnotized.

When I noticed these two gorgeous women kissing in front of the restaurant I damn near drove my car off the road; I was totally lesbotized.

I know it's not polite to gawk at two beautiful women making out in public but I couldn't help myself. I was completely lesbotized.

by LarryBobby May 26, 2014

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


lesbotically challenged

a term for when a closeted gay woman cannot bring herself to act on her desires

My aunt said that she stopped being lesbotically challenged when she skipped school one day and went to see β€œThelma and Louise” – where she realized β€œSomething crossed-over inside her, and she couldn't go back.”

by Ξ”ΠΈΕ‚Δ¦β˜ΌΠΈΧ¦ ΓŸβ‚¬β‚‘Κž July 9, 2013


Lesbot

Bepha Bodybag.

C. Trink: "Bepha you're such a lesbot."

Bepha Bodybag: "I know Trink. I love vagina."

by poon. January 8, 2009

3πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


lesbotize

A distraction created by a sexual act involving two women that excites, or repulses in such a way as to make the viewer stare blankly at those actions. To gaze, unblinking at two women being sexual. A hypnosis like state that occurs when one looks on dazed and confused at two females romantically engaged.

I damn near drove off the road when I saw these
two hot girls holding hands and kissing on the sidewalk like, I was totally lebotized.

These two girls at the bar were seriously making out and I was so lesbotized I couldn't take my freak'n eyes off them.

by LarryBobby May 23, 2014

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž