Horse manure is technically horse poo. You can do a variety of things with it such as, Gardening, eating and throwing in other peoples faces.
Richard: What did you just throw at me?
Greg: A little bit of horse manure
or
Richard: how is this dish so good?
Greg: A little touch of horse manure there mate
or
Richard: Hmm what does this garden need?
Greg: Sounds like you need some horse manure!
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The nice old-english way to say "shit happens". usually said around those that would mind if you said "shit".
Aww! Dude you just wrecked your Continental!
Manure occureth my good friend..manure occureth.
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(n). See shit spreader.
I really hanging out with Alex. It's too bad that I found out that he was a major manure salesman.
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Shitting in a girls pussy and then using your tongue as the โmanure scoop โ
Brody was givin his girl the โmanure scoopโ last night
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Is a person who thinks they are the shit, when in fact they are a piece of shit and a douche to boot.
Mortimer: Hey guys I just got 1600 on my SATS.
Me: Shut up Mort, you Douche Manure.
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The legel way of phrasing shit happens.
From the USWU. (United Scat Workers Union)
The force manure clause in the proposed labor agreement is an insult to shit and our shitty brothers everywhere.
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that woman over there is a lady of the hot manure
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