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A 'Nobby' is a very special and uncommon individual who frequently performs inebriated sexual acts upon unsuspecting victims.
The call of the wild Nobby is a low growl becoming a screach of the phrase 'Hiya'. The last syllable is elongated to add stress to the cry.
Nobby's can superbly camouflage themselves to fit into their surroundings without being spotted by potential victims.
The more common Thomson variety can be seen in its natural squalid environment at the top most location of habitable areas with red fur and apparent tiger stripes. Despite looking cute and cuddly, this breed is the most lethal of all, taking full advantage of its appearence to lure in prey.
It is advised never to go near a wild Nobby. Trained Nobby's should also be approached with caution making sure to steer clear of the mouth area.
The Thomson Variety of Nobby is the only recorded species, despite strong folklore surround the existence of others.
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THE COOLEST DUDE WITH A 20inch PENIS! HE ROCKS!
nobby fuked me real hard i can hardly walk.
nobby is so cool.
everyone loves nobby.
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A quant local yocal way of referring to a sprout in a very small area in Nottimghamshire - Glenda's House.
Oh Look Justin - Glenda has given us Nobbies with our Turkey!!!!
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Haemorroids,piles.
I need some cream to cure/sooth my nobbies
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The act of a homosexual man getting an erection when he sees another male
That Doctor got a nobby when he saw his male patient take off his shirt.
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a stupid story with a pointless ending
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ridiculous mistake.
Various nobbys-
"There's a bucthers........ they'll sell meat."
"Do I see my eyes!!??"
"Pick that up, that's loitering!"
" I was playin this game, and you had to stop by pressing the button, and I pressed it and it didnt work, so I pressed it again."
"Fuck me there are loads of gliders today! Oh no wait there's just one."
"Speed pickles in slow motion is just normal pickles!"
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A mysterious creature, rarely seen. Can be likened to the Loch Ness monster, the dodo or big foot. Last seen frequenting the Royal Oak / Indian Nights. Was once a lad, now an unknown quantity .
Sorry lads, I would consider a drink but I'm going to be a Nobby
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