Plunker

Whenever you take a shit and it hits the water with aa PLUNK! noise. Accompanied with water droplets splashing up and hitting the butthole.

Jimmy dropped a huge Plunker.

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plunker

An old, wrinkly, used, 40-60 year old woman that is experienced in the game of Beer Die - particularly in the feat of 'plunking' the die into beer cups.

Also used interchangeably with the verb 'to fuck'

I plunked that plunker.

There's no way I'm going to take home that stinking bitch of a plunker tonight. No way.

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Plunker Dunk

To shit with such velocity as to be able to launch a turd from distance and hit the target.

While standing 5 feet from the toilet Gregg plunker dunked a perfect shot. Nothhin but net baby!!!

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Norwegian Plunker

The act of defecating into a woman's vagina.

Me and my girlfriend needed to spice up our sex life, so I layed a Norwegian Plunker in her.

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plunkered

When you're so tired at the end of the day, you fall where ever you are. Eg. On the couch, chair, bed, or even the floor.

He was so dog tired after working two double shifts, he plunkered out on the couch.

Plunker Woo

An expression of multiple meanings. The writerly version of Aloha. It can be used to express disappointment, general greetings, and as a rallying cry. If you see a writer with a laptop--yell Plunker Woo! And show your support of their endeavors.

I need to get 5k words written tonight, do you want to join me in writing sprints?
PLUNKER WOO! Let's get it done!

llama plunker

A woman who enjoys giving head to a man on the toilet taking a dump. See plunker or blumpkin.

"Did that llama plunker really do that last night?"

"My girlfriend is now officially a 'llama plunker'."