priest

When Jesus died, there was an abundance of small boys who need dressing in frocks and raping. A section of the church was put in charge of this know as the catholic church. These men used an acronym to let everybody know there purpose in life. This acronym then entered the English language and its original meaning mostly forgotten.
The true meaning of the word priest is detailed below:

paedophile resident in every small town.

Priest: Hello little boy, i'm a Priest.
Little Boy: Are you going to Rape me?
Priest: Yes.

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priest

the guy who rapes kids at the church because nobody suspects the holy father of the holy sin

kid: "hi priest!!!"
priest: "oh.. hello there. ;-)"

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The Priest

A term for the kickass band, Judas Priest. Since they're so good, they have become the ONE AND ONLY Priest.

Metalhead: I listened to The Priest today, pretty awesome.

Confused Christian: Ahh... you mean Father Pedo, yes, his sermons are great.

Metalhead: umm... no, I'm talking about the metalgods, Judas Priest!!!

Confused Christian: sinners!!! nooo!!!!

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Priest

An insult you may use to describe a pedophile

“That guys actually a PRIEST fam” or “yo Jimmy stop! You look like a PRIEST!”

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priest

Any mid ranking clergy members of the Catholic Church. Has the power to forgive sins and consecrate the Eucharist. A man who has devoted himself to celibacy, obedience, and chastisty. Has a cool collar.

Dumb kids might mistake Trigun's Nicholas D. Wolfwood for an actual priest.

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Priest

A person that should obey ALL traffic signs.

Man, he must not be a priest if he didn't stop at a stop sign.

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Priest

1. A healing class that is the most effective healer in the World of Warcraftwho can mind control, give fort(stamina) buffs, shadow ward, shackle extra undead mobs during raids, and have massive mana pools to keep the raid alive.
2. The class in the World of Warcraft that takes the most blame if the Main Tank or Off-Tank dies.

1. Priests have mana pools in the then thousands with better gear.
2. Could I get a fort buff from a priest when they have time?
3. Stupid noob, now we need our priest to shackle that extra undead mob.

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