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Rise and shine. When u are sleeping in your crib and the camerman walks in and closes the door and then your mom comes in and says: RiSE anD sHinE
Stormi: dad, pls come pick me up. Wait gtg, she is coming. Bye😘
*pushes phone under pillow*
*fake sleeps*
Kylie Jenner: RISE AND SHINE🌞
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Some plastic IDIOT decided to sing a little song I dont know her but who cares you can tell a barbie from a normal so she just ruined the saying rise and shine so now everyone is sad and depressed
RISE AND SHINE GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY IDIOT YOU ACT JUST LIKE FRIGGING CAILLOU
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Something you say to wake up someone, phrase used in the south, usually in the morning.
Billie's Mom: Billie are you a rug?
Billie: No.
Billie's Mom: Well stop laying around, rise and shine.
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The process of waking your girlfriend/significant other by jerking off on to their face, covering them in sticky, shiny, ejaculate.
She likes it when I give her the old RISE AND SHINE. She says its good for her skin!
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The name for the event in which a man wakes up after sleeping with an erection.
"Rise and shine happens EVERY DAY!"
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The act of masturbating. Often refers to immediate masturbation upon resuming consciousness. Rise refers to the literal raise of a once flacid penis due to a flow of blood. Shine refers to the actual "stroking" action, not unlike the act of shining a large silver phallic-shaped paperweight.
"Hey Johnny, want to go work on our arithmetic homework?"
"No, I think I'll go smoke tades and rise and shine"
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“We’re gonna go wake Stormi up and then get out of here and then show you her room” ... “Rise and Shine”
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