SEC

Southeastern Conference. The most dominating conference in college football.

Pac-10 fan: "What is a fullback?"
Big Ten fan: "They only play real football in the SEC."

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Sec

Duration; used commonly by Manal
It could take from 3 Hours to 2 weeks based on the mood

Manal said she'll be back in a sec, Houari was immediately disappointed

a sec

sec: a term used when you don’t not want to or don’t feel like doing something so you use the phrase “in a sec” to try to show you care but really don’t

used in a sentence: Austin always says in a sec but it really takes 69 hours

SEC

a football conference with a fan base that has nothing better to do then base the entirity of their existence on caring about a school they most likely did not attend. When SEC football fans arent being completely ignorant about football, they enjoy going to church 7 days a week, going to sleep at 8 o'clock at night, and watching tapes of past billy graham services. SEC fans also like to make fun of Ohio State and claim their superiority in college football, even though the Pac-10 conference has consistently kicked the shit out of SEC over the past several seasons. The SEC is also full of overrated NFL prospects such as Jamarcus Russel who only threw over 300 yards once in a college game and now, Matthew Stafford who has only a 53% completion percentage. Also when listening to an SEC fan speak, try to ignore how horrible their grammer is, as a majority of their sentences are double or even triple negatives. Evidently there are tigers in Louisiana and elephants in Alabama.

SEC fan- "Not nobody gonna beat the 'Tide this year no-how!"

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Secs

A special form of sex that many people always want to experience, yet often never do. It is the orgasmic type of sex that feels so good that those who do experience it will always try to experience again, yet they don't realise that it's a one time thing.

Husband: "Holy shit, that was some of the best sex I've ever had."
Wife: "Yeah, it was so good. I think what we experienced was actually secs, not sex."

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sec

The a frustrating typo of "sex." The opposite can also apply.

I'll be back in a sex.


Let's go have sec.

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sec

Securities and Exchange Commission Lower than FEMA or FCC

whooped bunch of hooty jahoosin the sec doing nothing butt sucking the american tax payer while the stock market burns & ceo's screw investors. And Bush doesn't have a clue what sec does!

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