Not Springs

A city in Arkansas of approximately 40,000 located 50 miles SW of Little Rock. Also referred to as Not Springs National Park. It is called Not Springs because there is NOT anything to do or see there.

I am going to visit the fam in Not Springs....I hear they're getting the internet next year.

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springe

A sharp shooting pain followed by a brief intake of breath through puckered lips.

Ohh my legs are springeing

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No Springs

to be used in a state of desperation or complete disappointment. the term no springs is in reference to a 50's infomercial on the importance of springs in everyday life.

when you have taken a really hard test and the teacher has evaluated the paper unfairly, simply state your ultimate level of disappointment by using the term "aw...No Springs" in a simple monotone statement

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Spring

Perfection

"Spring Daisy Guajardo, is perfection."

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Spring

The most beautiful girls you could ever meet. If you meet a spring she will care and love you for your personality and heart and never let them go if you they will be there when you most need them.

Have you seen spring i need to tell her something.

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Spring

The season in which ugly girls still appear ugly, but hot girls appear 10 times hotter.

Emil: Damn, I never knew Josie was so hot!
Da'shaun: It's because it's Spring!

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Spring

spring is a very cool man who loves SCPs <3 love him

Bro Spring is online today, he's probably talking about SCPs rn.