pie

A pie is a sweet and/or savory thing meant to have filling and meant to be eaten.
Can be pastry or pussy, meant to be filled and eaten.

1:Dude, how far did you get with Jane last night?
2:Well, let's just say I turned her cherry pie into a cream pie.
1:Epick!!!
2:No, delicious...

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Pie

1. A delicious pastry consisting of an outer crust with inside fillings. Very tasty.

2. A fat, gluttonous cunt (generic insult term for cunt, not literal meaning; vagina).

3. (Invernesian Origin) To completely reject or ignore a person or attempt at communication, normally deliberately. Or to not attend an event or place, normally deliberately.

Somebody that pies regularly (pier would also be acceptable)

1. Om nom nom, this pie is fucking weapon eh!

1. "I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" Eric Cartman

2. Fuck off ya fat pie eh!

3. Hi, my name's David, I regularly pie rowing and the sesh!

Weapon slice of pie there from David, what a fucking pie

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pie

A food given to us mortal beings by the Gods themselves. Usually consists of a circular pastry filled with anything from chocolate to blackbirds. Could be compared to a quiche with a pastry lid but quiches are for posh French people whereas pies are universally accepted by anyone. Can also be used as a weapon when thrown. Associated with fat people.

"I like pie and I cannot deny!"
"Give me that pie you fat fucker!"
"You fucking clown if you throw that pie at me I will shove those oversized boots up ur fucking ass!"
"Oi you fatty, cut down on the pies!"

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Pie

YOUR LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!! Pie is the thread that holds this world together! You shall obey the pie, or suffer the consequences!!

PIE! Sweet glorious pie!!

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pie-by

A drive-by using a pie as ammo. Synonym to drive-pie.

One: "I'm bored."
Two: "Wanna go do a pie-by at the mall. I'll get the pie."
One: "I guess I'm drivin'."

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pie-pie

A pie within a pie. The inner pie is the same circumference as the outer pie. They're usually hairless. If you're lucky.

thanks for the hairless pie-pie!

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Pie

Pie, a fruit of the earth. No just kidding pie is a dessert, an AMAZING dessert in my point of view. If this didn't help then look it up on google.

I like pie.

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