Twating

A person who has nothing useful to do or say thus talking about their every action on Twitter.

Emily: JUST WOKE UP OMG!!! 7:31 a.m.

Emily: BROTHER IS USING MY FLIPPING SHOWER!!!! 7:33 a.m.

Emily: NO CEREAL!!! FML 7:40 a.m.

Emily: CANT FIND MY CUTE TANK-TOP!!!!!! 7:46 a.m.

Emily's Brother: sis is Twating again... dumb ****

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Twate

-noun

A twist of fate, but in the vagina.

The baby was born, by a strange twate, half-black.

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twate

someone who will have sex with anything, mostly animals

otis is a twate, he fucked my guinea pig in the ass

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twating

Spouting hateful tweets towards others or a specific topic on the social media network; Twitter.

People are twating on Lil Wayne for his new tattoo picture.

I'm always twating about Mitt Romney

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Shirt Twating

A woman walking around with a bra or shirt on, but with nothing on down below. The female version of Shirt Cocking.

I was at the nude beach and I saw this old chick totally shirt twating. I guess she's proud of the twat but not the boobs!

twatedness

The behaviour of a twat

"I'm sorry I am being such a twat" said Laura. forget about it i'm sick of your twatedness said Pete... end of relationship!

Twate

Twat but with an extra e, because why not.

Twate!