two-thirty-one

The universal time for Sex.

"Why were you in my bed at two-thirty-one last night?"

Veronica and Jon were getting it on at two-thirty one.

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"two for one"

Also known as the shart

Laying on the couch after a wild night of partying, Shawn couldn't imagine things getting any better. While trying to squeeze out an sbd, a steady stream of liquid shit sweetened things right up to a "two for one" deal.

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Two for one special

When the woman puts your ball sack on a tee then uses a golf club to whack them bitches up your ass getting a two for one special

Alex and Kamy were on the golf green, and Kamy thought it would be good to give Alex a two for one special. So she plopped his sack on the tee and whacked his sack up his ass.

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Two #1 One #2

When two guys using a urinal and one guy using a stall start a conversation inside a men's restroom.

"When I walked in I kind of freaked out because there was a two #1 one #2 situation going on."

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Two Bitches One Plate

Modern day: To kill two birds with one stone, two fish one worm, two loaves one oven etc…

I always watch Netflix or talk on the phone when I shower.. two bitches one plate my guy.

Two Cups; One Toyam

The ability to fill up two 8 oz. cups of semen with a single ejaculate. Takes mad skillz.

All the prostitutes in town talk about how much Ben ejaculates at a time. They call him Two Cups; One Toyam Ben.

Two vs One Rule

When a group of 3 friends make a contrasting decision, the side that has 2 votes wins, no matter what. If the loser becomes frustrated then the victors have the rate to state “Two vs One Rule”.

Iefan wants to go to the store, Adam and Jack want to go to the park. Jack and Adam both state “Two vs One Rule” which settles the dispute.