up hill farmer

A man taking an other man up the arse.
(ploughing up the dirt track)

"he's a bit of an up hill farmer"

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Up Hill Gardener

Paul Freeman

Paul Freeman was shoveling shit uphill on Friday in the Duke car park.

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shit rolls up hill

"Shit rolls up hill" describes the tendency for unworthy or incompetent personnel to be promoted. The primary reason why shit rolls down hill.

We only got this stupid assignment because sometimes shit rolls up hill.

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shit rolls up hill

a funny/sarcastic thing to say when you see a crappy car.
( playing on the phrase 'shit rolls down hill' )

Tommy; 'Well, whattaya know!?!'
Ed; ( climbing out of his Suzuki Samurai ) 'Huh? What's that?'
Tommy; 'Shit rolls up hill!'
Ed; 'Eat a dog-log ya jerk!'
Tommy; 'BA-Hahahahahahahaha!'

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shovelling shit up hill without a barrow

Having anal sex, marmite mining, bum stabbing, chutney ferreting, bum bashing, poo pipe poking

The dirty bastard tried to shag me up the arse. It's not normal, it's like shovelling shit up hill without a barrow. It's just not right!

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Up the Hill

A term referring to traveling to the Hidden Hills in LA, an upscale area where many celebrities live.

Person 1: Where you going this weekend?
Person 2: I'm head up the hill.

Up the hill

Called to see the boss, ie called on the carpet. Used in military jargon.

I've gotta go. I got called up the hill.